BY GEOFF

 

Dragon Bowel Mover, The Filthy Job that saved society

By Geoff

               “Sire Mikaelus Rowe here with another Fantasy Filthy Job that literally saved nations and kingdoms. The Dragon Bowel Cleaner. You would think a dragon would prefer to just chug a flagon of fiber to cure incontinence, but instead, they hire brave squires with broom and pipe cleaner for the intestinal journey.”
               “This job keeps the dragons happy, and it has purged society of the unworthy. The job is simple, pick out the bones of wannabe lawyers and politicians, push out what shouldn’t be in there, and don’t touch the gold or magical orbs of licentious howlers. Since dragons like gold, they prefer to save it in their bellies. They also like to keep licentious illusion orbs away from humans so they breed responsibly and with love. These orbs were used in the past by succubi to dominate the world, and they nearly succeeded.”

               “A dragon can sense when their gold is being taken out of their belly and they will promptly digest any thieves, as with anybody the tries to take those illusion orbs. Because of this occupational hazard, anyone that wants to be a lawyer, politician, or any station of great persuasion in society, it is required that Dragon Bowel Cleaner be on their resume extensively.”

               “Now only the most pure hearted induvial are allowed to be lawyers and politicians. Now there are no riots, no Academy awards, and no wars. The world is a better place. And curing dragon incontinence beats mending fences. Sire Mikaelus Rowe out.”